Robloxium is the element with symbol Rx and atomic number 950. It is named after Roblox, a popular software for playing video games. It is the last element of the Superduperactinide Series. Anyways, like all elements with atomic numbers after 82, Robloxium has no stable isotopes. But its most stable one is Rx2014.
History[]
Robloxium was created on September 1st, 2006 instantly upon the release of the video game, Roblox. David Baszucki, the founding father of Roblox, is responsible for the creation of Robloxium and has a church dedicated to him, called the "Church of Roblox." The Church of Roblox is active today, and anyone who has downloaded Roblox is instantly a member. If they have possession of Robloxium, the church will award the member with priesthood. Priesthood in the Church of Roblox allows players in Roblox to swear in chat, bully little kids without punishment and use their mother's credit card without permission.
Appearance/Where to Find[]
Robloxium is not actually a physical element, but a digital one. It can only be mined by searching through the dark web, which is completely safe and you definitely won't get hacked or robbed of your Robloxium. Once obtained, Robloxium is stored in the device's hard drive, where it can be downloaded into Roblox and sold to The Church of Roblox in order to obtain Priesthood.
Uses[]
Although most players sell Robloxium to The Church of Roblox, some use robloxium's power to create beings that are too powerful for this universe. The Youtube Video titled "oof.exe" somehow has enough power to contain these beings, however, most who watch the video do not come back mentally stable, showing signs of Robloxigitus, an infection that has no cure and gives the host symptoms beyond our understanding. The link to "oof.exe" is provided below, but viewer discretion is highly advised.
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