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Obamium, triunbium (Tub), or tri-Uranium is a hypothetical element with the symbol Ob and the atomic number 312. It is named after Barack Obama, an American attorney and politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. The most stable isotope, 926Ob has a half-life of about 48 milliseconds.
In 2019, a group of people, including Guyihiogfjbejkvgfjem de las vnhefjhvbhrfcjejgcvhilergvhjgorfbviosos in a facility in the Scottish Highlands(UN Obamium Research Facility) chose to break apart the crystal lattice of the newly discovered element 314, Vykhinozhulebinium using photons, which emitted 2 protons, one of which emitted a positron and turned into a neutron, quickly forming deuterium, a hydrogen isotope. The remaining element, known as Obamium after former US president Barack Obama.
The Obamium Research Facility
Upon discovering Obamium, a group of people have formed an Obamium research group, focusing on Obamium and the newly discovered Photonobamine. They have made some significant discoveries about Obamium such as its crystals. On the 3rd of October, 2019, scientist Dr. Victor Gongitchstein experimented with one of the decayed products of Obamium and managed to find the crystalline structure of the Obamasphere. 3 months later, another scientist by the name of Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas[sic] discovered the once thought impossible Tesserbama, however, he was found dead with his skin completely vaporized due to such power, and so research on Tesserbama was never started upon again.
Findings
Obamium is one of the most difficult elements to receive a neutral isotope due to its quick radioactive decay sequence. Though its half life is 48 milliseconds, its invocation may impact for eight years due to its radiation. Once stabilized and decayed, it can be in its most basic form as a brown malleable solid capable of conducting electricity, which in that form is used to create a special type of electric conductor that can allow the passage of electrons 23.5% faster than silver. Inventions that use such are those that need very high energy, such as the Mecha Wheelchair and the cyber I.S.I.S tank.
Compounds of the element may prove harmful towards humans, or may be incompatible to the point of a reaction that may cause fatal damage or at the very least a permanent and gouging mark upon one’s epidermis, eventually searing towards the insides and tear veins. When other elements form together with Obamium into compounds, they’re usually enduring, yet provide no real use other than conductivity. Governmentite, or Obamium Oxide, is the only compound to be found in abundance on earth, providing negative effects towards human health. Obamium and Osamium (Osamabinladium) is a theoretical compound due to the depletion of the latter element, however, the reaction between them is particularly violent.
Once heated to be malleable, crystallized, stable Obamium can be constructed into solid forms for analyzation of its surfaces under a microscope. The most common form for analyzation is a sphere, since it conducts less energy for more formal testing. The best conductor is the Obamium pyramid (Obamid), due to its point of focus.
Contrary to popular belief, they are not pure Obamium as it is too radioactive, instead, it is their decay products. The major crystals are listed below.
Obamid/Obama Pyramid/Obama Prism
A scientist finding an Obamid. He is wrong about it currently being Obamium.
This is the most common Obamium decay product. They are formed by the decay of Obamium-926 to the diamond form of carbon, which makes them incredibly sought after.
This is its formula:
926Ob → 13C
It forms Carbon-13 which is even rarer. They are more plentiful near Europe, the East Coast of the USA and Canada and North Africa.
Obama Cube
An Obama Cube with added text
As they have an original higher isotope number, the Obamium forms below get much rarer. An Obama Cube is formed with the decay of Obamium-297 into silver.
927Ob → 109Ag
They are plentiful in Europe. It also forms the rarest stable silver isotope Silver-109.
Obama Icosahedron
Raw footage of an Obamahedron
An Obama Icosahedron is formed when Obamium-298 decays into Gold-197, which is stable. It is the shape of an icosahedron.
928Ob → 197Au
They are plentiful in the British isles.
Obamium's NFPA 704 fire diamond
Obamasphere
Raw footage of an Obamasphere
An Obamasphere is formed when Obamium-929 decays into Platinum-198, the least abundant form of Platinum.
929Ob → 198Pt
They are plentiful in Scotland and Northern England.
It is basically Obama's head but without muscles or a working face or a slight elliptical shape.
Obomba
Raw footage of an Obomba
Obombas are the rarest Obamium crystal. They are formed when Obamium-930 decays into Uranium-234, the heaviest Obamium decay product and the rarest natural Uranium isotope.
930Ob → 234U
They are plentiful in the Scottish Highlands, which contains the most types of Obamium crystals, the reason why the Obamium Research Facility was placed here in the first place. It instantly explodes when moved by 1mm(0.03 inches) in a second, so it is best to stay away from it if possible.
N-Sword
Contrary to popular belief, this is not an N-Sword, but an M-Sword
The N-Sword was found by the Timonoucitian RSRA facility. Little is known about it. It was discovered during the Coronavirus Pandemic, and the facility is hoping to learn more about the N-Sword after the pandemic is over. Preliminary research has revealed it is made of Sulfur-32. It is unstable. It should not be confused with the M-Sword, which looks the same, but is stable.
An Obama Dodecahedron.
931Ob → 32S
Obamafinity
Raw footage of an Obamafinity. It is closely related to a mobius strip.
They are plentiful in Scotland and the African plains. They are not dangerous but are extremely heavy. The reason they are so heavy is because they come from the decay of Tungsten.
936Ob → 186W
On contact with methane, they spontaneously combust, producing a sound described as "a fart with reverb" and, in the researchers' own words, "hilarious".
Obama octahedron
Obama's Octohedron
The Obama Octahedron, also known as the Obama's Octahedron or even Obamiel, is an obamium crystal with little known about it. It comes from the decay of 940Ob. It is hidden in the chandeliers of the White House, and is used to power said chandeliers. It is made out of gallium-86.
940Ob → 86Ga
Obama Dodecahedron
Pentagonal
Going by many names, the Obama Dodecahedron (also known as the Obama Engram or, confusingly, Obamahedron) is a truly mighty substance. It is formed when Obamium-940 decays into Platinum-163, making it a sub-type of Obamid/Obama Prism. It was first discovered when it fell into Reddit user NonAttorneySpokesguy's front yard. It is believed to have been an Obamid that reentered Earth's atmosphere, causing it to transform into C60. The VALKYRIE particle accelerator in the Vesta Atomic Research Institute has reproduced this effect artificially. Further details are needed on this exotic form of Obamium.
Rhombic
The Obama rhombic dodecahedron is formed when Obamium-999 decays into Platinum-161. they are highly explosive.
999Ob → 161Pt
940Ob → 13C
Obama Cup
Obama Cups are formed when Obamium-1006 decays into Hydrogen-71. They are unstable crystals of obamium that explode in contact with helium. They can store Obama Water safely and Obama Water can make Obama Cups become stable.
Tesserbama
The only known raw footage ever taken of the Tesserbama, also known as the Obamaract.
The tesserbama is the first and only synthetic Obamium crystal. It is the one that killed Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas[sic] in 2020. One picture was taken of it, then the area was nuked, due to safety concerns as the Tesserbama is very dangerous. It comes in three varieties: hyperspherical, pentachoric (hypertetrahedral), and octochoric (hypercubic).
Obama Cone
Obama Cones are formed when Obamium-894 decays into Uranium-238.
894Ob → 238U
Obama Cylinder
Obama Cylinders are found when Obamium enters the Pepsi Can cave. It is not proven that the Obama Cylinder exists due to its rarity.
Obama Donut
Obama Donuts have only just been discovered by The Obamium Research Group. They have not revealed their method of creating the Obama Donut yet.
Failed Obama Prism
This is formed by the failed decay of Obamium-926 or when the Obamium explodes during creation. They are reported to be a cobalt-blue metal pyramid without any Obama appearance, despite being made of Obamium.
Obamatonium-253
Obamatonium-253 is formed when raw Obamium-253 is exposed the original Obamium.
Obama Steam Machine
The Obama Steam Machine was theorised to exist in May 2020, however was proven to be real in December that year. It has no visual resemblance to an actual steam machine. (It is Ob998) It is an unstable isotope of Obamium which produces water vapour (boiled water) from itself. The water vapour normally forms due to the ejection of 2Nt nuclei reacting with Oxygen in the atmosphere, forming water vapor as the 2Nt nuclei become 2H, or deuterium. The Obamium loses one neutron, one proton and one electron to form Matvienium. This reacts with 16O too, however, the oxygen, already reacted with water, becomes 18O. This reacts with Hydrogen and becomes a heavy water steam (H22O18), which finally crystallizes into an N-Sword. The remaining Obama Steam Machine (actually Matvienium) decays after 9,900,999 years into regular Oxygen-16.
998Ob + 16O → 18O
M-Sword
M-swords were recently discovered. They were found to be inside the metal of many normal and even toy swords. However, happily it is stable, but the isotope 998Ob is not. It should not be confused with the N-Sword, its radioactive counterpart.
998Ob
O-Sword
O-Swords are similar to N-swords and are formed when Obamium-891 decays into Polonium-210 and is melted then refrozen. It will form this.
891Ob → 210Po
Obamium water generator
Obamium water generators are formed when water is poured onto stabilized obamium O-swords, and then it is covered in Ob-819 and then it will sit there for a while until the Ob-819 decays into a crystal. This is what is formed.
Truncated Obama Cube
Truncated Obama Cubes form when an Obama Cube is covered in oil and salt and thrown into water. It will truncate. Truncated Obama Cubes are highly dangerous and are more radioactive and acidic than over 99% of substances. They are also a biohazard. Only 3 have been formed and 2 were destroyed because they were deemed too dangerous.
Obamablade
Obamablade is an blade forged from obamium. It cuts everything and is currently in Area 51. You can only make it by merging obamium with a blade from year 1969.
Despacitobamium
An obamium representing the figure of the Despacito spider from Roblox. The Despacitobamium forms when an Obomba comes in contact with a stressed "daddy long legs" spider, then the Obomba detonates an estimate of 35 megatons of TNT inside the cave after it will release its first cry "Alexa this is so sad play Despacito". The despacitobamium is available to the public at a price of $69,420,360. Its uses are slapping at a speed of mach 69 when an intruder disturbs its owner's territory, a pet, medicine for all sicknesses, and lastly a nuclear core for an ICBM (InterContinental Ballistic Missile). there are currently 2,145 around the world kept in a private laboratory located somwhere in Hiroshima, Japan. Researchers say that it can sing Luis Fonsi's "Despacito" fully without any mistakes when requested and can answer any question just like google assistant, amazon echo, and siri without relying on anything (answers are answered after 0.1 miliseconds).
Reversible through injestion of Petergriffium, Debatide is a dangerous chemical that is directly linked to brain cancer and brain damage.
obama chungus' 2 forms
Obamium cyanide (ObCN)
Obamium cyanide
This is an extremely dangerous compound. When combined with PewDiePium, it can kill you from radiation in seconds. It looks like an Among Us plushie with Obama's face on it. Originally, a picture could not be created because the researchers that tried to died because of the poisoning, but now a researcher ate it, causing the Obamium cyanide to stop releasing poisonous gas. He was a anthropomorphic milk carton made by Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas exactly 30 days before their death.
Didingylobamium (Qdh2Ob)
This happens when Dinglium interferes with Obamium, it creates this substance. It usually doesn't do anything unless dropped in acid, where it will have enough power to blow up a building and will explode.
Obamine is a semiprotein consisting of 3 obamium-940 atoms bonded into a protamine protein. It has been detected in trace quantities throughout the Atlantic Ocean, and is a key part of Bacci ceredamnus, a bacteria that uses debatide and various other toxins in order to infect the brain of the host.
Dr. Biggdradonamous Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas [sic
Decay
Should Obamium be exposed, it will decay. The following examples use 926Ob.
Alpha
In alpha decay, Obamium-926 becomes Omanium-922, the most stable isotope of Omanium.
There is an inner core of pure Obamium because there is too much pressure for the particles in decay. The best way to dispose of an Obamium crystal is to cut off a layer no thicker than 5mm long and wait at least a week for the Obamium atoms to decay.
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